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Cakes and Pies OH MY

2014-09-29 17:05:51 by alise99

Don't read it because I want you to READ BECAUSE you are prolly bored with no life XD ( like me)

I'm only talking to myself. No one ever reads this, just like the things i say on facebook. Or in a normal conversation. No one ever listens to me. I have always been invisible. I have always been alone. I will one day be a crazy old cat lady with mysterious racoons coming through my window and zombies knocking at my door. And then I go to my closet and pull out a shotgun or possibly a chainsaw. It just depends on how nimble I am when I get old. Or If zombies happen while I am alive; that would be the best day ever. Well if anyone does read this garbage (I was going to cuss here but I amtrying to be pg lol) they are prolly like "Holy tacos nerd self, this zelda is crazy!!!".  Well I am not, mostly. I just have never had permenant friends EVER,or boyfriend, or family. No one ever sticks around long enough for me to love or care about them, and if they do they just stab me in the back, turn me around kiss me on the cheek, lie to my face, buy me candy, and then go to the toilet on the rest of my life. It's pretty fun. WARNING if I am not funny or at least amusing because my life sucks you may leave. Everyone else does HAHA. I wish one day that someone will walk up to me and be like HEY YOU your hired, because I don't have a job. YES I have dreams! Dreams as big as your mom. That was ironically a compliment, because my dreams are so small they are almost unexsistant. Like your mom. Or dad. My parents hate me. Yay. Bye unreal people that don't really read this and also lower my self esteem . I like coconut cake and pie flavored pie. WOO!

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